Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Official Boating Enthusiast Theme Song

I like big boats and I cannot lie.
You other sailors can’t deny it
When a captain rolls in with an itty bitty mast
And you hit that motor fast
You get sunk
Wanna drop my anchor
When I notice that my cannon sank her
Deep in the boat she’s sailing
I’m steering but I can’t stop whaling
Oh lady I wanna get with ya
You can ride this Skipper
My first mate tried to warn me
With a boat like that though
I’d sail through the stormy
Oh, Captain peg leg
You say you wanna sail me
Well cruise me, cruise me, take it to the open sea

I see you there sailin’
When I look to the port side railin’
In her oil tanker,
Thank her, I found a place to drop my anchor

I’m tired of magazines
Saying motor cars are the thing
Find a captain and tell him that
And your face is where he’s gonna slap

So boaters (aye) boaters (aye)
Has your schooner got the sails
Then hoist it, hoist it, hoist it, hoist it, hoist that big ol sail
Boating is BACK

2 comments:

bosch said...

I LOVE BOATS SO MUCH THAT I SUFFERED THROUGH "BOAT TRIP"
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/09/boat_trip.jpg

Sir Boats A Lot said...

I like boats so much that I have "Boat Trip" on laser disc.